Lover Of Prehistoric Mysteries Gifts

Original Stonehenge

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Stonehenge Explained

"Plagiarist!"

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'The gods are perplexing.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"The cave-men are digging a big hole and putting spikes at the bottom: I say let's stay well away from there..."

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

The Antiquary

Lost to antiquity.

'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

"Sadly, no food was produced after they all became motivational speakers."

The Forensic Paleontologist

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

The First Selfie!

'Archaeologists discover the earliest ancient texts.'

'He was an evil king.'

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

'Of curse it does.'

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'