Lover Of Prehistoric Mysteries Gifts

Original Stonehenge

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Stonehenge Explained

"Plagiarist!"

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'The gods are perplexing.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"The cave-men are digging a big hole and putting spikes at the bottom: I say let's stay well away from there..."

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

The Antiquary

Lost to antiquity.

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

The First Selfie!

'He was an evil king.'

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

The Forensic Paleontologist

"Sadly, no food was produced after they all became motivational speakers."

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

'Of curse it does.'

'Hunters are abundant, so we're offering grants in gathering.'