Fans Of Prehistoric Times Gifts

"The cave-men are digging a big hole and putting spikes at the bottom: I say let's stay well away from there..."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Darn autocorrect!"

'Who's the new guy?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Plagiarist!"

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Used wheels

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

Just get her home before she evolves.

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

Mummy Mousehole

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""