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"Anubith? You fins thomething humorouth?"

'Archaeologists discover the earliest ancient texts.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Stonehenge Explained

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Oedipus

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'The gods are perplexing.'

Pyramids exploding.

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

Mummy Tourists

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

How is the campaign taking shape? Poseidon is washed up but all the other candidates have a chance. Voters like Cyclops' unique vision ... Mercury delivers his message well ... Ares has support from the defense hawks ... and some say Narcissus is an attractive candidate. Narcissus like the support reflected in polls and loves what he sees reflected in pools!

Trojan horse.

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'