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"Anubith? You fins thomething humorouth?"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Stonehenge Explained

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Oedipus

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'The gods are perplexing.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Pyramids exploding.

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I know what you're thinking.'

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

Mummy Tourists

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'