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'For heavens sake stop being the dark and moody drifter, and ask someone for directions!'

"Somehow or other he keeps spotting us!"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"

Miracle: Walking on Water

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!