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"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."

'I'm sure that's the guy who killed me. Probably got off on a technicality.'

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'