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Harry Houdini

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

He looks so natural lying there...

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Giant Monster in Bath

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"