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"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"It was me who did it!"

The Raven - The Study at Night

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

"Read a little about it"

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

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Schlock Holmes

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

"I'm just curious why you included a section in your resume that says 'The lost years...'"

"I think he must have had a death wish"

Mr Invisible's Ride

'What do you mean someone stole the coin used in the coin toss?'

The cops figured it was an inside job. Or an outside job.

"We'll have to stop meeting like this. Don't look now but I think the wifes hired a couple of private detectives."