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Bank robbery

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Police film evidence

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Miami Mice

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Police lineup

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Bottle Opener Sticks 'Em Up For Armed Robber In Liquor Store

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC