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Bank robbery

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Police film evidence

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Miami Mice

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Police lineup

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

Bottle Opener Sticks 'Em Up For Armed Robber In Liquor Store

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'