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"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

"It appears to have been done with a key to the city, which narrows the suspects."

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Joan Hickson

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Miami Mice

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

A spy

Police lineup

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Crime Writer's Society.

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."

Bottle Opener Sticks 'Em Up For Armed Robber In Liquor Store

"Any clues?"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon