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Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

'There's £200 missing from the safe. What do I do?'

"Face it, McGinney! I have a hermetically sealed case against you."

The Anti-Agent

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

"He did it!"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

A spy

'Speak.'

Crime Writer's Society.

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

"The butler did it!"

Agatha Christie

"We have ways of making you talk."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Marriage Crash Investigation

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."