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Sherlock Holmes plays the violin.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Joan Hickson

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

A spy

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Crime Writer's Society.

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

"We have ways of making you talk."

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"The butler did it!"

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Crime

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

Police Line Up.