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'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'

Joan Hickson

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Philip Marlow family

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Crime Writer's Society.

Arrest of La Tuta

"Any clues?"

Marriage Crash Investigation

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

"The butler did it!"

Agatha Christie

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Trevor Eve

I thought you might want to color it in. Color chalk. 1 1 1 2 1 1 4 4 5 5

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Police Line Up.