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Whitey Bulger

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

A spy

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Crime Writer's Society.

"Any clues?"

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"The butler did it!"

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Joke Shop.

Schlock Holmes

Police Line Up.

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."