Detective Fiction Fans Gifts

Whitey Bulger

Agatha Christie

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"He did it!"

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

A spy

Crime Writer's Society.

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

"The butler did it!"

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

Trevor Eve

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'