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"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'Your wallet's being stolen. It's good you came in when it first started bothering you. We've caught it early.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Store detective novel in bookshop.

"You'll like this one...It's really a surprise to find out it was the sister who killed her!"

"The game's a foot, Watson!" "By jove Holmes!"

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

Schlock Holmes

'You want me to investigate your wife? That's a coincidence, she was just in here asking me to investigate you!'

"Open and shut case, sir. The butler did it"

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'

'Yes inspector, it's another cold blooded murder!'

"Did you like that mystery book?"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"He did it!"

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

A spy

Crime Writer's Society.

'Speak.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

"We have ways of making you talk."

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

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