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"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

'Speak.'

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Diary of a DNA Cop

"Any clues?"

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

Agatha Christie

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

Marriage Crash Investigation

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Mob Shrink

Trevor Eve

Schlock Holmes

Police Line Up.