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"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'Speak.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Any clues?"

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Marriage Crash Investigation

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"We have ways of making you talk."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Police Line Up.

Mob Shrink

Schlock Holmes