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'Speak.'

Sherlock Homes

The Anti-Agent

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Crime Writer's Society.

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

"Any clues?"

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"We have ways of making you talk."

Marriage Crash Investigation

"The butler did it!"

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."