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"Bit of luck Watson! I've found the missing clue."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Crime Writer's Society.

'Speak.'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"Any clues?"

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Marriage Crash Investigation

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

"The butler did it!"

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Agatha Christie

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Crime