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"Bit of luck Watson! I've found the missing clue."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Crime Writer's Society.

'Speak.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

"The butler did it!"

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Marriage Crash Investigation

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."

Crime

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Police Line Up.