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'Like I said officer, this is how I found him when I got here. Maybe that note he left can tell us something.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Burglar escapes from tower using Rapunzel's hair.

Crime Writer's Society.

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

"The butler did it!"

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

Marriage Crash Investigation

"We have ways of making you talk."

"And what do you see in this inkblot?"

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Police Line Up.

'Would've got away with it, too, if the cops hadn't framed me.'

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"