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'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

'Would've got away with it, too, if the cops hadn't framed me.'

To Do-In List

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Philip Marlow family

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Crime Writer's Society.

Burglar escapes from tower using Rapunzel's hair.

"Any clues?"

Marriage Crash Investigation

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"The butler did it!"

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"And what do you see in this inkblot?"

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Police Line Up.