Detective Fiction Lover Mugs

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

'Would've got away with it, too, if the cops hadn't framed me.'

To Do-In List

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

The Philip Marlow family

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Burglar escapes from tower using Rapunzel's hair.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Crime Writer's Society.

"Any clues?"

"And what do you see in this inkblot?"

Marriage Crash Investigation

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"The butler did it!"

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"We have ways of making you talk."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Agatha Christie

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."