Lover Of Detective Stories Mugs

"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"Paper or plastic?"

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"Make it look like an accident"

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Burglar escapes from tower using Rapunzel's hair.

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Crime Writer's Society.

Diary of a DNA Cop

Handcuffs.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

Fingerprint Show

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"And what do you see in this inkblot?"

Museum. So the thieves got past us with a few items, it's not like the stuff was new.