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"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"Paper or plastic?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

"Make it look like an accident"

Crime Writer's Society.

Burglar escapes from tower using Rapunzel's hair.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Handcuffs.

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"Any clues?"

Fingerprint Show

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

Nice tie, Al - hand it over."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"We have ways of making you talk."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'