Detective Story Enthusiast Mugs

"Time after time it's the same thing: you hear a knock—you open the door—and nobody's there!"

"Do you have another card? This one's been reported stolen."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'

"C'mon - drink up Dr. Watson. . . don't you have a Holmes to go to?"

The Tin Man is missing, and authorities expect foul play.

Police Crime Scene.

"So, what exactly do you know about the disappearing cashpoints on our high street?"

Bureau of Missing Persons - Who's Where

"Remember when suspects couldn't corroborate their alibi by googling?"

'Nobody bludgeons anymore. It's all Computer Crime now.'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup

Sherlock Holmes gets back at Professor Moriarty through reduced research funding.

Late Hits - Hercule Perot

'We were robbed. The boss thinks it was an inside job.'

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Two men discussing the escapades of a disgruntled employee

"I thought you were taking me to the home show!"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Joan Hickson

The Elliot Ness monster.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'