Detective Fiction Enthusiast Mugs

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'

Joan Hickson

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

The Philip Marlow family

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Arrest of La Tuta

Crime Writer's Society.

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Any clues?"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"We have ways of making you talk."

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

Marriage Crash Investigation

"The butler did it!"

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Police Line Up.