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Sherlock Holmes plays the violin.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Joan Hickson

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"He did it!"

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

A spy

Crime Writer's Society.

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"Any clues?"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Agatha Christie

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"The butler did it!"

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"Fetch it yourself."

Crime

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Joke Shop.

Trevor Eve

Police Line Up.