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'I have the feeling that someone is watching me!'

'Please look them over very carefully, Mr. Lamson, and let us know if you see the man who stole your identity.'

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'

'The guy who took my pencils was about five-nine, brown hair, black leather jacket, gray pants...'

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

Private investigator rushing dramatically into an office with a gun,where an employee is stealing paperclips

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

"The butler did it!"

"By the way, Greg, the security camera loves you."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"Sure I can run a few experiments for you, baby, but it'll cost you. I get $275 per day, plus expenses. Instruments, software, chemicals...all extra."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'My Lady it would appear there is still life in him.'

He dumped his head in the trashcan ... to make it look like murder ! .... clever !!!!

'If they kill you we won't get our bonus.'

Sorry Ma'am, but forensics seem to indicate your husband has 'Gone Fishing'...

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Does this look suspicious?

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

'Trust me, if you see a man with a blurred out face. . . run!'

"Number 3.... step forward and say 'let's fast-forward through this FBI warning'."

Reduced to clear.

Books. New Releases. If you read enough whodunits, you realize they recycle the same plots over and over. Mystery repeats itself!

"I think I have a stalker."

Evening Stroll

"Just the facts, ma'am. And maybe some minor embellishment during the boring parts."

Crime Writer's Society.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

Crime in bookshop

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."