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'Can you identify the man who stole your identity, Mrs Smithers?'

'Psst! Corporate accounting?'

"We're talking fifteen hundred to find the dots, then another fifteen hundred to connect them."

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

For Sale: Bagpipes, used only once by owner just before his murder.

'What a travesty - can you imagine dying a sit like that?'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

A spy

Crime Writer's Society.

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"Any clues?"

"We have ways of making you talk."

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"The butler did it!"

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Crime

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Police Line Up.