Detective Series Fan T-Shirts

'I admit I killed him...but it wasn't murder...It was an accident...'

"It's a standard deathbed confession, Jimmy. Please don't make us drag out the rubber hoses."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

A spy

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Crime Writer's Society.

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Any clues?"

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"The butler did it!"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Police Line Up.

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

Joke Shop.

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo