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'I admit I killed him...but it wasn't murder...It was an accident...'

"It's a standard deathbed confession, Jimmy. Please don't make us drag out the rubber hoses."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

"He did it!"

A spy

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Crime Writer's Society.

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Agatha Christie

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

"The butler did it!"

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

Trevor Eve

The Future of Detective Work

Joke Shop.

Police Line Up.

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.