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'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"He did it!"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

A spy

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Crime Writer's Society.

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Any clues?"

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"The butler did it!"

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Agatha Christie

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Police Line Up.