Detective Series Enthusiast Pillows

Joan Hickson

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

A spy

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Crime Writer's Society.

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Any clues?"

"We have ways of making you talk."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"The butler did it!"

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Police Line Up.