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Tom Selleck

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

A spy

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

Crime Writer's Society.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"The butler did it!"

"We have ways of making you talk."

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

Violence on TV.

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Joke Shop.

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

Police Line Up.

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"