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TV Licensing detection unit van

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

A spy

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Violence on TV.

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

Joke Shop.

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'