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TV Licensing detection unit van

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"He did it!"

A spy

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

Violence on TV.

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Agatha Christie

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

Joke Shop.

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

The Future of Detective Work

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"