Detective Novel Fan Gifts

'Can you identify the man who stole your identity, Mrs Smithers?'

'Psst! Corporate accounting?'

"We're talking fifteen hundred to find the dots, then another fifteen hundred to connect them."

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

For Sale: Bagpipes, used only once by owner just before his murder.

'What a travesty - can you imagine dying a sit like that?'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"He did it!"

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

A spy

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Crime Writer's Society.

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"Any clues?"

"The butler did it!"

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

"We have ways of making you talk."

Agatha Christie

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"Fetch it yourself."

Crime