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'Get him out of my sight.' 'SEE? THIS IS WHY I DON'T CONFIDE IN YOU MORE OFTEN!'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

Crime in bookshop

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

A spy

Stand and Deliver

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

Diary of a DNA Cop

Burglar escapes from tower using Rapunzel's hair.

Crime Writer's Society.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

"Any clues?"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

"And what do you see in this inkblot?"

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"We have ways of making you talk."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions