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'Like I said officer, this is how I found him when I got here. Maybe that note he left can tell us something.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

Burglar escapes from tower using Rapunzel's hair.

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Crime Writer's Society.

"Any clues?"

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Agatha Christie

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

Marriage Crash Investigation

"And what do you see in this inkblot?"

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

"We have ways of making you talk."

"The butler did it!"

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

'Would've got away with it, too, if the cops hadn't framed me.'

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

I thought you might want to color it in. Color chalk. 1 1 1 2 1 1 4 4 5 5

Trevor Eve

Police Line Up.

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"