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"Judging from the position of the body and the blunt trauma evidenced there on the head and neck, it's clear that the weight of all those back issues of the New Yorker came crashing down..."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'Careful Watson, that howl tells me that the hond is near!'

The Anti-Agent

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'Speak.'

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"We have ways of making you talk."

Marriage Crash Investigation

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Police Line Up.