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Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Any thoughts on cause of death guv?'

Sherlock Holmes

CSI, Ecology Division.

...But I smell a rat!

"Matt was a victim of identity fraud."

Office of Independent Counsel: If at first you don't succeed, Pry, Pry and Pry again.

'Didn't you get the money before locking them in the vault?'

'Sure I can run a few experiments for you baby, but it'll cost you. I get $275 per day, plus expenses. Instruments, software, chemicals, all extra...'

'WARNING! DNA testing jurisdiction.'

'There's one clever man, he managed to lose almost a billion dollars before they caught him.'

Cyclops Private Eye: No Clue. . . Clue.

The Forensic Statistician...

"I think your witness is lying. This composite sketch looks EXACTLY like Sean Connery!"

Trump and the FBI

"Amazing deductions, Mr. Holmes. However, none are legal."

This must be Dexter's house.

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Looks like an inside job."

'Could you let me have a spot of oil for the thumb screws, sarge?'

'If it's a mystery you're after, how about what the council are doing closing libraries?'

'Thanks to my brilliant observations and constant awareness of the surrounding circumstances, I've been able to solve the. . . Watson, are you listening?'

"Ma'am, have you checked with 'Lost and Found', yet?"

'Hands up!', 'Where are you going with this?'

'See, the broads in pink and black? They're our auxiliary.'

Inept police investigators at work solving a murder.

"Sorry to keep you so late, but I'm determined to get to the bottom of this werewolf fixation of yours."

"I want you to follow my husband and find out why he always forgets one thing on the list at the grocery store."

"Puzzling."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Maybe it's always the person you least suspect because you're not a good detective."