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"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

These are the suspects who might've stolen our string, but I just can't figure out how they're all connected.

Beaning scene - do not cross.

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Cut!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

The Unhappy King

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

I Pagliacci

Speech

Oedipus

Proposal

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'