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"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Beaning scene - do not cross.

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Oedipus

Speech

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Proposal

I Pagliacci

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Football player taking the ball home.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"