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"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'So this is how you repay our kindness, Eddie...? By running your own little numbers game on the side.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

A spy

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Crime Writer's Society.

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Noir kitty.

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"I wish school was more like TV."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.