Detective Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'So this is how you repay our kindness, Eddie...? By running your own little numbers game on the side.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Expanded Limited Investigation

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"He did it!"

A spy

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Crime Writer's Society.

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Gillian Leigh Anderson

Noir kitty.

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"The butler did it!"