Detective Drama Fan Gifts

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Serious Freud Squad - "Tell us about your mother."

A spy

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

"He did it!"

Patrick Mower.

"According to this, he's not telling us everything he knows, Inspector."

Joke Shop.

"Hmmm...Looks like somebody had a grudge against him. Did he have any enemies?"

"Is anyone there?"

"Poirot follows at 9.00, with strong language, violence, and scenes of a sexual nature from the outset."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Minority Report

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Perp Walk Fashion Show

'Our crime figures are down!'

Law 'N' Order

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

Crime Writer's Society.

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'