Detective Drama Fanatic Gifts

"I have gathered you all here tonight to finally reveal which one of you killed Professor Sturm!"

Mafia's car

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Minority Report

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"He did it!"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

Bribery and Corruption.

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

A spy

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Perp Walk Fashion Show

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

Law 'N' Order

'Speak.'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'Our crime figures are down!'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'