Detective Show Fan Gifts

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

"It appears to have been done with a key to the city, which narrows the suspects."

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Joan Hickson

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Miami Mice

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"He did it!"

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

A spy

Police lineup

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."

Bottle Opener Sticks 'Em Up For Armed Robber In Liquor Store

Crime Writer's Society.