Detective Movie Fan Gifts

"Emily, a Mr. Barnes and a Mr. Noble would like a word with you."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"He did it!"

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

A spy

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

'Speak.'

Crime Writer's Society.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"The butler did it!"

Agatha Christie

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

Trevor Eve

The Future of Detective Work

Police Line Up.

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

Joke Shop.

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.