Detective Film Fan Gifts

'I think McGuffin was the string.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"But what's my motivation?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

50 Year Celebrations.

"He did it!"

A spy

Crime Writer's Society.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Any clues?"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

"Are you not infotained?!!"

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Casting Wildlife Films.

"The butler did it!"

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

'Hang on!...You don't expect me to swallow that as well!'

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Agatha Christie