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'I think McGuffin was the string.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"But what's my motivation?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

A spy

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Crime Writer's Society.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Casting Wildlife Films.

"We have ways of making you talk."

"The butler did it!"

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"Are you not infotained?!!"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Fetch it yourself."