Detective Movie Buff Gifts

'Is that a detective movie?'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"He did it!"

A spy

Crime Writer's Society.

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"The butler did it!"

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

The Future of Detective Work

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Police Line Up.

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Joke Shop.

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

"It appears to have been done with a key to the city, which narrows the suspects."

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."

"It's not the first time this cartoonist has struck, Watson. I've seen this signature before."

'The body? In the mystery section, of course.'

"Hmmm...Looks like somebody had a grudge against him. Did he have any enemies?"

"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."

"Sure I can run a few experiments for you, baby, but it'll cost you. I get $275 per day, plus expenses. Instruments, software, chemicals...all extra."

Serious Freud Squad - "Tell us about your mother."