Detective Movie Buff Mugs

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

A spy

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Crime Writer's Society.

"The butler did it!"

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Joke Shop.

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

Police Line Up.

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

"It appears to have been done with a key to the city, which narrows the suspects."

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

"Hmmm...Looks like somebody had a grudge against him. Did he have any enemies?"

'The body? In the mystery section, of course.'

"Sure I can run a few experiments for you, baby, but it'll cost you. I get $275 per day, plus expenses. Instruments, software, chemicals...all extra."

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."

"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."

Serious Freud Squad - "Tell us about your mother."

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'