Detective Drama Aficionado Mugs

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

A spy

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Law 'N' Order

Crime Writer's Society.

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

'Our crime figures are down!'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Noir kitty.