Detective Drama Aficionado Mugs

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"He did it!"

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

A spy

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Crime Writer's Society.

'Our crime figures are down!'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

Law 'N' Order

Perp Walk Fashion Show

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'