Detective Story Buff Gifts

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

"I'm sorry Professor, but you know too much!"

"Thirty years practicing law and I've never had a 'perry mason moment'."

"I'm a lapsed good cop."

'The body? In the mystery section, of course.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Joan Hickson

The Elliot Ness monster.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"That's hardly necessary!"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Homes on Holmes"

Mystery of the Poets